A couple wants to move in together, but SHE can’t stand HIS dog. So she gives him an ultimatum: either the dog goes or I go. She metaphorically puts a gun to his head. The man, who would rather remain anonymous, has an internal battle with himself. Then he posts an advertisement on Craigslist. These are his words. They are unforgettable:
"MY girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So . . .. . ...anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!"
This advertisement speaks volumes and hits the nail on the head. If you also find this response sooo spot on, then share this story with all your friends!