A woman in Scottsdale, Arizona, has been arrested after she cut off her partner’s p*nis in a fit of fury. Shania Jones, 34, told detectives that she was sick of the man – who has been named locally as Bruce Fox – refusing to make eye contact with her during s*x. Fox is currently in intensive care at Scottsdale Liberty Hospital, where he is expected to make a recovery.

The attack took place in Fox’s home last Thursday. According to the man, the pair were having s*x, when all of a sudden, Jones got up, grabbed a kitchen knife, and sliced the tip of his p*nis off. Jones fled the scene as the man lay on the bed, bleeding profusely. Emergency services were called to the scene, and luckily for Fox they were able to stem the flow of blood before he lost consciousness.

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Lieutenant Mike Alvarez told reporters:
“A woman was arrested at her home on September 1st, 2016, after a male alleged that she severed part of his genitals during s*xual intercourse. After questioning, the woman admitted to the crime, claiming that she lost her temper after the man refused to make eye contact with her. She has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon, and a bail of $15,000 has been set.”
Jones will appear in court on Thursday, where she is expected to plead guilty. She faces up to 8 years in prison.
[H/T:yixes.com]

23 comments:

  1. What's with the puritanical editing of the words PENIS and SEX?

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    1. I think it's meant to add to the humor to what I think may be a satirical story.

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    2. Based the horrible blur around her eyes, I'd say it's definitely a bad Photoshop job.

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  2. She has CRAZY eyes! Can't be real.

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  3. This psycho bitch, they were not "making love" or having sex; they were fucking!

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  5. This psycho bitch, they were not "making love" or having sex; they were fucking!

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  6. They forgot to mention that its a joke.

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  7. Well, maybe he was confused as to which eye to look at?!��

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  8. Well, maybe he was confused as to which eye to look at?!��

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    1. Glad someone noticed that! That was my thought exactly. She has a "lazy" eye and a crazy brain. Go figure.

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  9. I hope people would have the same reaction if a man cuts the clitoris of a girl. i hope it still funny for you.

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  10. I hope people would have the same reaction if a man cuts the clitoris of a girl. i hope it still funny for you.

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  11. I don't know .... think if you were looking right at her she'd think you were looking at the doorjamb

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  12. He was probably *trying* to make eye contact...

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  13. Her eyes are as crooked as hell! I bet she can't see straight in front of her. Funny stuff.

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  14. Reminds me of John and lorena bobbits story hahaha. But she actually got away with it. Smh. Like who does this. And if no one knows about Lorena bobbit. I advise you look it up��

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  15. "Let me tell you the story of a man named John
    A poor ex-Marine with a little portion gone"

    "Then one night after getting with his wife
    She lopped off his penis with the swipe of a knife"

    Excerpts from The Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies, sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies. Look it up.

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