Let's face facts. The internet is essentially 95% filth. Pornography is quite literally everywhere, and we're so saturated by it that most of the sexual activity we actually engage in would be considered very vanilla by the internet's standards. It has gotten to the point that even innocent pictures can immediately put our minds directly in the gutter! Check out these photos and judge for yourself. Has the internet made you into a pervert, or are you still pure at heart?


1. One Talented Wang

Congratulations, my friend. Seriously though, most of us can't even get ours to stand up straight! 
1. One Talented Wang
via reddit / slackwalker

2. All At Once?

Don't you think we should work up to four? That seems like a lot to me!

2. All At Once?
via reddit / adubftw

3. These Modern Names Are Getting Out Of Control

Honestly though, who names their son Watermelon? He'll be laughed at his entire life!
3. These Modern Names Are Getting Out Of Control
via FunnyJunk

4. Dat...Boxing Gloves?

I have absolutely no idea what those are, but I'll bet she knows what she's doing!
4. Dat...Boxing Gloves?
via The Berry

5. The Bubbles Hide Nothing

My big question is who, exactly, is taking this photo?
5. The Bubbles Hide Nothing
via Mashable

6. The Honorable P. Richard Ennis

Please run for office, please run for office, please run for office!
6. The Honorable P. Richard Ennis
via reddit / misshankshaw

7. Those Can't Be Real

Though, if they were, I'm confident that it would be scientifically impossible for this woman to drown!
7. Those Can't Be Real
via reddit / Ah_You_So_Stupid

8. Thrice Daily, My Good Man

This is why you don't let 14-year-old boys volunteer for sign duty!
8. Thrice Daily, My Good Man
via reddit / Blackbird6

9. Talk About Laying Pipe

Construction work is, statistically speaking, 5% work and 95% dirty jokes, I'm not surprised at all!
9. Talk About Laying Pipe
via Demotivation

10. Make Sure To Wash Your Hands!

I think the casual lean he's got going on is the best part of this whole scenario. Not his first time, clearly!
10. Make Sure To Wash Your Hands!
via reddit / shelldog
2. All At Once?

11. Kim Kardashian's Furniture Line On Point!

Got me at my girl's house ignoring her and chattin' up the furniture and stuff!
11. Kim Kardashian's Furniture Line On Point!
via imgur / itsreallythateasy

12. Quick And Dirty

I know some people would call it embarrassing, but this way we get it over with quickly, which leaves plenty of time for activities.
12. Quick And Dirty
via AcidCow

13. Sit Like A Lady, Or Not!

"Honestly, did her parents teach her noth...oh...I see. Oh, no, nothing, nothing. I didn't see anything wrong!"
13. Sit Like A Lady, Or Not!
via reddit / bam4

14. Look At The Eye Contact!

The fact that this isn't what it looks like is unimportant, it'll still get you in trouble at work!
14. Look At The Eye Contact!
via imgur / GoogleGeneration

15. Not In Public!

"Jesus, have you girls no shame? How can you engage in that kind of activ...oh...no, no, nothing, nothing at all!"
15. Not In Public!
via reddit / [deleted]

16. Sex Sells

Alright, I understand this is all just optical illusions and my own perversion, but there seems to be a trend here, ladies. Maybe double check before the big photo op, eh!
16. Sex Sells
via reddit / [deleted]

17. "No Teeth!"

There is nothing about this picture that should be taken wrong, but I can't look at it without feeling dirty!
17. "No Teeth!"
via reddit / resolutecats
Main image via imgur / GoogleGeneration
Collage images via 1. imgur / itsreallythateasy 2. reddit / adubftw 3. reddit / resolutecats